Careful My Next Victim Needs a Name — Funny Writer T-Shirt
This tee reads “Careful. My Next Victim Needs a Name.” A little warning from a writer with a dark sense of humour. You might just end up in their next book.
The perfect gift for true crime fans, authors, writers.
Printed for crisp detail on a durable cotton tee, it brings a dry one-liner and a hint of writers energy to everyday style.
Product features
- Strong, smooth fabric designed for lasting printed detail
- Seamless tubular knit construction reduces fabric waste and improves comfort
- Elastic ribbed collar helps retain its shape
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment and helps prevent stretching
- Classic relaxed fit with a tear-away label for comfortable everyday wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |