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I Know Where the Bodies Are I Wrote Them There T-Shirt
£19.00
A quiet declaration for people whose best ideas arrive on the page: “I know where the bodies are. I wrote them there.” This literary T-Shirt brings a touch of dark humour to writing sessions, bookstore walks, library visits, and late-night plotting.
Made with a durable medium-weight fabric and a timeless crew neckline, it’s a natural companion for authors, readers, and lovers of beautifully sinister fiction.
Product features
- Durable medium-weight fabric for year-round wear
- Classic relaxed fit with a timeless crew neckline
- Seamless ribbed collar designed to retain its shape
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams
- Crisp, detailed printing using DTG and DTF techniques
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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