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I Don't Have The Bandwidth For small Talk Unisex Sweatshirt
£40.00
Loading.... Nope, still not interested. This comfortable sweater is perfect for those who'd rather conserve their mental data for things that matter. Whether dodging awkward family dinners, avoiding nosy neighbours, or embracing your inner introvert, this sweater does all the talking so you don't have to. Wear it and let the world know your system is currently at capacity.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk
- 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
- Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
- Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
- Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, El Salvador or Honduras
Disclaimers:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
- Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Please allow between 1-3 weeks for delivery.
- US orders: 3 – 5 business days.
- International orders: 5 – 12 business days.
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Size Guide
| LSS SIZE | UK/AUS | US/CA | EUR |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 8-10 | 4-6 | 36-38 |
| M | 12-14 | 8-10 | 40-42 |
| L | 16-18 | 12-14 | 44-46 |
| XL | 20-22 | 16-18 | 48-50 |
| 2XL | 24-26 | 20-22 | 52-54 |
| 3XL | 28-30 | 24-26 | 56-58 |
| 4XL | 32-34 | 28-30 | 60-62 |
Size Guide - Inches
Please measure yourself before ordering.
| LSS SIZE | LENGTH | WIDTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 | 33 ½ |
| M | 28 | 22 | 34 ½ |
| L | 29 | 24 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 30 | 26 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 | 37 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 | 38 ½ |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 | 39 ½ |